clusterflock » poop http://www.clusterflock.org a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:00:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Shit is like fire, if you manage properly, it can cook for you http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/shit-is-like-fire-if-you-manage-properly-it-can-cook-for-you.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/shit-is-like-fire-if-you-manage-properly-it-can-cook-for-you.html#comments Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:59:15 +0000 Deron Bauman http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81442

Jessica Yu directed this short film about Jack Sim, aka Mr. Toilet:

For those without access to a simple toilet, poop can be poison. Businessman-turned-sanitation-superhero Jack Sim fights this oft-neglected crisis affecting 2.6 billion people.

(via stellar)

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I came across my grandfather perusing your blog site instead of taking out the waste

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Every time a bell rings, an angel trained by Pavlov starts to drool.

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 20, 2011

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“Diarrhea” is one of those words that really looks like what it means.

— Garrett Miller (@heyitsgarrett) December 16, 2011

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]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/coming-out-of-sleep-30.html/feed 8 Poop Brush http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/11/poop-brush.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/11/poop-brush.html#comments Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:39:20 +0000 Christopher Walken http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=78489 This morning I noticed my toothbrush smelled like ass. I didn’t know what to do.

I didn’t exactly yank it out of my mouth right away. I was thinking.

When I removed the brush I looked at it for a time. Then I sniffed it. It smelled pretty high at the base. Pretty extremely fucking stinky. I thought am I in the movies?! Who the hell has put my toothbrush up their ass, and doesn’t this clown know the right way to insert it?

Ahem. Turns out there was a simple answer. The silver goblet thing that holds the toothbrush was full of a terrible solution. The smell was primordial. It almost knocked me out.

Tip: use a transparent container for your toothbrushes, or create new stinky life in the home. And when you rinse the mouth, rinse the container. Simples.

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omg love this pic its ma fave luv ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

bonus: father of all poo

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/11/from-the-moderated-comments-75.html/feed 0 As Curtis says, “we don’t need to get anal about it” http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/as-curtis-says-we-dont-need-to-get-anal-about-it.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/as-curtis-says-we-dont-need-to-get-anal-about-it.html#comments Sun, 23 Oct 2011 15:54:18 +0000 Deron Bauman http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=76658

From a medical standpoint, there are plenty of questions to ask of toilet reading. Most can be worded in vague, euphemistic terms that convey the gist without delving into coprological detail. Does reading material become irreversibly infused with nasty contaminants when carried into the toilet? How long can unpleasant microbes live on glossy magazine covers or, for that matter, the pages of a newspaper? And what does the straightforward act of reading on the toilet do for bowel movements?

A little light reading for your morning constitution.

Also, #buttonhole

(via the browser)

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