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People with symmetric bodies have sexy voices.
Truck Stop Women, brought to you by Phil Gramm
One of my favorite Texas politicians financed soft-core porn movies in the seventies.
The following year, Gramm sent Caton a check for $15,000, this time to finance the production of “Beauty Queens,” a soft-core flick about pageant judges having sex with contestants. But at the last moment, the director of “Beauty Queens,” Mark Lester, decided to shelve his production to make the sequel to his “Tricia’s Wedding,” a comedy starring the drag queen troupe, The Cockettes.
Gramm contributed at least $7500 towards the sequel, a satire of the Nixon White House called “White House Madness” that featured the crazed president wandering around the White House in the nude. Gramm never saw that money again. Shot in ten days on a soundstage crudely modeled after the Oval Office, “White House Madness” tanked at the box office.
what brought people to clusterflock (yesterday)
Poll: Cindy McCain Hotter than Michelle Obama?
A poll released Wednesday offers new evidence of a tightening 2008 White House race, with the candidates’ wives currently running in a statistical dead heat—an indication this year’s election could be decided by the public’s opinion about whichever prospective First Lady is the hottest.
“the man who built the soft porn empire” is being sued
Joe Francis, founder of ‘Girls Gone Wild,’ is being sued by Wynn Casino:
The resort said in the lawsuit filed Friday in Clark County District Court that it loaned Francis $2.8 million in February 2007 but was repaid only $800,000. The suit seeks the remainder of the loan plus costs
I hope this doesn’t have an impact on the number of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ commercials I get to see when I watch Comedy Central.
Watermelons and Sex
The next time you want to make sexy time with your woman, consider watermelon instead of Viagra or Cialis:
A cold slice of watermelon has long been a Fourth of July holiday staple. But according to recent studies, the juicy fruit may be better suited for Valentine’s Day. That’s because scientists say watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body’s blood vessels and may even increase libido.
Hot. Imagine the games you can play with the seeds.
economic trouble in the ’service’ industry
The Moonlite BunnyRanch, a brothel in Nevada, is struggling because high gas prices are keeping the customers away but Dennis Hoff, owner, has a plan to get people in the door:
Under a promotion under way at the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, the first 100 customers who arrive with government stimulus checks receive twice the services for the same regular price.
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I was checking my AOL email a couple of minutes ago, and that was one of their scrolling news headlines. I had to think about it for a minute before I realized they were talking about computers.
google me this
A defense lawyer in an obscenity trial in Pensacola, Florida is using publicly accessible Google search data to prove community standards.
In the trial of a pornographic Web site operator, the defense plans to show that residents of Pensacola are more likely to use Google to search for terms like “orgy” than for “apple pie” or “watermelon.” The publicly accessible data is vague in that it does not specify how many people are searching for the terms, just their relative popularity over time. But the defense lawyer, Lawrence Walters, is arguing that the evidence is sufficient to demonstrate that interest in the sexual subjects exceeds that of more mainstream topics — and that by extension, the sexual material distributed by his client is not outside the norm.
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(via buzzfeed)
Rafael Nadal Back Together with Pamela Anderson
Although he is most famous for his prowess on hard clay courts, Nadal is proud of his overall versatility, saying, “I think I have already proven my capabilities on soft, slippery surfaces.”
“If you do not believe me,” he added, “just ask Pamela.”
those are lighthouses…really
via uncertain times
a sensual kind of guy
In a subsequent e-mail to the employee, Cargol described himself as “a rub-your-belly, grab-your-balls, give-you-a-hug, slap-your-back, pull-your-dick, squeeze-your-hand, cheek-your-face, and pat-your-thigh kind of guy.”
Ashley Alexandra Dupré’s tattoo
Meanwhile, N.Y.U. called us back. City Room’s query had set the department abuzz, said Nancy Smith-Amer, an administrative assistant. “I have something for you they seem to have all agreed to: ‘I fared well by protection.’”
We finally told Mr. Ensley, at Columbia, whose tattoo he was translating.
“Oh, God,” he said. “I guess on some weird level, if you wanted to translate it into some modern sense of the word, You could say, ‘I used protection.’
Link (via Fimoculous)
Kids Today….
US teens are having less sex, doing fewer drugs and smoking fewer cigarettes than those who grew up in the 1990s, a study released Wednesday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has found. They are also more likely to use condoms when they do have sex, wear a seat belt and avoid getting into a car with a driver who’s been drinking, the national study of youth risk behavior found.
did you know there was porn on youtube?
the mysterious case of the german expressionist and the sex doll
When Viennese artist Oskar Kokoschka was spurned by his lover, Alma Mahler, he consoled himself the only way he knew how.
Yesterday I sent a life-size drawing of my beloved and I ask you to copy this most carefully and to transform it into reality. Pay special attention to the dimensions of the head and neck, to the ribcage, the rump and the limbs. And take to heart the contours of body, e.g., the line of the neck to the back, the curve of the belly. Please permit my sense of touch to take pleasure in those places where layers of fat or muscle suddenly give way to a sinewy covering of skin. For the first layer (inside) please use fine, curly horsehair; you must buy an old sofa or something similar; have the horsehair disinfected. Then, over that, a layer of pouches stuffed with down, cottonwool for the seat and breasts. The point of all this for me is an experience which I must be able to embrace! Can the mouth be opened? Are there teeth and a tongue inside? I hope so!
(via Cliff Kuang @ kottke)
Speaking of Dicks
Susannah Breslin, of Reverse Cowgirl, points us to Terry Richardson’s photos for Tom Ford’s Spring/Summer 2008 ad campaign.
Imagine … if our suits were entirely designed to show off our penises. Imagine if contemporary fashion demanded that you left your cock hanging outside your trousers, with perhaps just the head trussed up in a tiny pouch like a dick bra. Everyone would see our cocks all the time…
Sex On Star Trek
via The Daily Dish
Ohle reading part II
Elephant Sits on Man’s Head
you go first
I’ll just hang around and watch.
Phillip Toledano, Phone Sex
Phillip Toledano photographed and interviewed phone sex operators for a photo series. The first interview reminded me of my voice for phone sex post.
I never thought I would work in the phone sex industry. All those years doing customer service, my customers would comment on my sexy voice. I thought I was being professional, not sexy. This work is customer service.
(via swissmiss)