I was an alien for Halloween
It was a real pain in the ass to put together and I couldn’t breathe through my nose the whole night, but in the end it was worth it just to watch people react to me on the street. I made the prosthetic and the teeth, I bought the contacts and the bald cap, and a friend applied the makeup. I wish I had better photos, but it took so long to get my makeup together that we didn’t end up with enough time to go get the good camera.
– Pam
Mrs. Miller Sings “The Girl From Ipanema”
You could drive a freight train through her vibrato. She runs the gamut of intonation from A to B. God love her.
There’s not much I can do to set this up, and you’re not going to be ready for it anyway.
Also, I’m sorry.
(thanks, Aaron)
quote out of context
Imagine the stench of a refrigerator crammed with rotting carrots and lettuce. Throw in the earthy smell of dirt, half a dozen pairs of teenage boys’ worn-out sneakers and some stinky, stinky cheese.
