clusterflock » spilled coffee http://www.clusterflock.org a site about everything Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:00:34 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Super Bowl Party Checklist http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/super-bowl-party-checklist.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/super-bowl-party-checklist.html#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:16:00 +0000 Sheila Ryan http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81961 Michael Smith: Meatless chili (some ground meat substitute, beer, espresso, broth, spices, peppers, tofu, onion, and garlic).

Deron Bauman: Gluten-free vegan nachos.

Sheila Ryan: Refreshing lemon dessert.

Or: New England vs. Manhattan clam chowder.

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I’d be less likely to think “isn’t it ironic?” than “why the fuck did I buy 10,000 spoons?”

— Matthew Baldwin (@matthewbaldwin) January 18, 2012

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They could freeze dry sperm when Jesus was alive?

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Break into his house when he’s not home. Put truth serum in all of the liquids in his fridge. Make sure you’re around when he drinks something from his fridge. And, uh, don’t drink from there yourself, or you’ll end up telling him that he’s consumed truth serum and the gig’s up.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/quote-out-of-context-503.html/feed 0 Something I’m Working On… http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/something-im-working-on.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/something-im-working-on.html#comments Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:51:42 +0000 Rick Neece http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=75706 I’ll say no more for the moment.

]]> http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/10/something-im-working-on.html/feed 4 I Thought All Was Lost… http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/i-thought-all-was-lost.html http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/09/i-thought-all-was-lost.html#comments Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:46:08 +0000 Rick Neece http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=74252 Danny and I were watching a movie this afternoon. I jumped over the back of the couch to retrieve my pillow, turned around and toppled my cocktail over the laptop. The glass broke on the floor, ice cubes laying over my keyboard sitting next to the arm of the couch. Danny rushed the laptop up to the hair-dryer as I mopped up the floor. A few hours ago, after, the laptop would not start up. I was trying to use his netbook and feeling really unhappy about it, it not having all my stuff on it. At worst, I pictured the laptop at the spa the next few days. But just now I thought, “I’ll try it once more.” Here I am! I guess a few more hours drying time made the difference.

TG! TG, almighty!

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During Holy Week, St. Matthew Lutheran Church will present a full-size replica of the Shroud of Turin, accurate to the smallest detail. Measuring 14.5 feet by four feet, and printed on fabric from the most accurate color photographs of the Shroud ever taken.

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Okay, all day Alison and I have been laughing about this 1984 ad from the National Coffee Association, so it is only right to share.

As she noted, “Enjoy some coffee this morning, then slap a laughing dude, ’cause you are the American Society, the movers, the shakers!

“Slap happy!”

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114. During this important meeting, Harvey Weinstein proceeded to fall asleep.

115. In fact, at this same meeting, and with his children present, Harvey Weinstein attempted to consume an entire bowl of M&M candies despite being diabetic. When a TWC executive sought to retrieve the bowl of candy out of obvious concern for Harvey Weinstein’s health, he fought to keep it, and in the tumult the M&Ms ended up scattered all over the floor. Then, instead of watching the reel, Harvey Weinstein got down on his hands and knees and began eating M&Ms off the floor.

via Cabel Sasser

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