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		<title>Super Bowl Party Checklist</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/super-bowl-party-checklist.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Smith: Meatless chili (some ground meat substitute, beer, espresso, broth, spices, peppers, tofu, onion, and garlic). Deron Bauman: Gluten-free vegan nachos. Sheila Ryan: Refreshing lemon dessert. Or: New England vs. Manhattan clam chowder.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael Smith: Meatless chili (some ground meat substitute, beer, espresso, broth, spices, peppers, tofu, onion, and garlic).</p>
<p>Deron Bauman: Gluten-free vegan nachos.</p>
<p>Sheila Ryan: Refreshing lemon dessert.</p>
<p>Or: <a href="http://www.gilttaste.com/stories/4296-the-souperbowl-new-england-vs-manhattan-clam-chowder">New England vs. Manhattan clam chowder</a>.</p>
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		<title>headline of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/headline-of-the-day-288.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/headline-of-the-day-288.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Bernstein</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ROSEANNE BARR Files Official Docs To Become President]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/02/roseanne-barr-running-president-green-party/"><strong>ROSEANNE BARR Files Official Docs To Become President</strong></a></p>
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		<title>R.I.P. Don Cornelius (1936-2012)</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/r-i-p-don-cornelius-1936-2012.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/02/r-i-p-don-cornelius-1936-2012.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 23:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don Cornelius checked himself out, it would appear. See him here &#8212; doin&#8217; it to death &#8212; with Mary Wilson in the Soul Train line dance.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/02/don-cornelius-legacy-he-made-blacks-feel-beautiful.html">Don Cornelius</a> checked himself out, it would appear.</p>
<p>See him here &#8212; doin&#8217; it to death &#8212; with Mary Wilson in the Soul Train line dance.</p>
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		<title>Wastelander Panda</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/wastelander-panda-prologue.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/wastelander-panda-prologue.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Simone</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A prologue for a developing TV series. I would totally watch this.]]></description>
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<p>A prologue for <a href="http://vimeo.com/35546493">a developing TV series</a>. I would totally watch this.</p>
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		<title>Offer: Elmo toy</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/offer-elmo-toy.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 23:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted to the Dubuque Freecycle list: Chicken Dance Elmo. A little dirty, but works. Sent from my Verizon Wireless smartphone]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Posted to the Dubuque Freecycle list:</p>
<blockquote><p>Chicken Dance Elmo. A little dirty, but works.</p>
<p>Sent from my Verizon Wireless smartphone</p></blockquote>
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		<title>from the moderated comments</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/from-the-moderated-comments-87.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/from-the-moderated-comments-87.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 23:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Deron Bauman</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.clusterflock.org/?p=81095</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I live in EHT and it was I who fell from the sky and I&#8217;m truely sorry for not comming clean sooner. I&#8217;ve just come to terms with the fact that I am a super human. I promiss I did not get hurt nore did I leave a mark on the planet, I have powers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>I live in EHT and it was I who fell from the sky and I&#8217;m truely sorry for not comming clean sooner. I&#8217;ve just come to terms with the fact that I am a super human. I promiss I did not get hurt nore did I leave a mark on the planet, I have powers I got it like that. Be sure to watch my episode of stan lee&#8217;s superhumans. My whole story about the fall will be explained. To give you a special preview I explain how I do that once a week for fun and I have a video that will be on the show, I swear. I just hope you guys can accept my exsistence.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Shit homophobic people say</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/shit-homophobic-people-say.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/shit-homophobic-people-say.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joel Bernstein</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
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		<title>Sesame Street: Maurice Sendak &#8220;Bumble-Ardy&#8221; Animation</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/sesame-street-maurice-sendak-bumble-ardy-animation.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/sesame-street-maurice-sendak-bumble-ardy-animation.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 17:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sheila Ryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by Josh&#8217;s Maurice Sendak post (and by Casey&#8217;s link to the &#8220;Fresh Air&#8221; interview with Sendak).]]></description>
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<p>Inspired by <a href="http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/a-five-minute-interview-with-maurice-sendak.html">Josh&#8217;s Maurice Sendak post</a> (and by <a href="http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/a-five-minute-interview-with-maurice-sendak.html#comment-1764215">Casey&#8217;s link</a> to the &#8220;Fresh Air&#8221; interview with Sendak).</p>
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		<title>Harry Potter and the New Year at Hand</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2012/01/harry-potter-and-the-new-year-at-hand.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rick Neece</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just finished the marathon, a little while ago. Potter was Becky&#8217;s call, her birthday is the 31st. Doing such over New Year&#8217;s eve/day has been a tradition for four or five years. Potter won. In case you wonder. Ho-hum. We said good-bye to our guests and watched an episode of The Riches. Only 20 episodes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just finished the marathon, a little while ago. Potter was Becky&#8217;s call, her birthday is the 31st. Doing such over New Year&#8217;s eve/day has been a tradition for four or five years. Potter won. In case you wonder. Ho-hum. </p>
<p>We said good-bye to our guests and watched an episode of <a href=" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Riches "> The Riches. </a> Only 20 episodes to watch, but it is delicious.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what to expect of 2012, but I hope to lift my ass off the couch and start moving around tomorrow.</p>
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		<title>tweet of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/tweet-of-the-day-138.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.clusterflock.org/2011/12/tweet-of-the-day-138.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Garrett Miller</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, ABC. Less than 40 hours until New Year&#8217;s Eve. Time to fill the sink with water and defrost Dick Clark. &#8212; Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 30, 2011]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey, ABC. Less than 40 hours until New Year&#8217;s Eve. Time to fill the sink with water and defrost Dick Clark.</p>
<p>&mdash; Tim Siedell (@badbanana) <a href="https://twitter.com/badbanana/status/152762202389094400" data-datetime="2011-12-30T14:45:21+00:00">December 30, 2011</a></p></blockquote>
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