30 Photos of a Chinese Sex Toy Factory
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Woman’s Breast Implant Saves Her Life
coming out of sleep
You live in Canada? Want to try something awful?
Bonus: Teat for tête.
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‘Internet is for Porn’ pops up during House SOPA debate
text my mom sent
check out the bear with boobs behind jesus.
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Nude yoga fueled Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries breakup
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Miami’s Federal Prison Plagued By Strippers Posing As ‘Legal Assistants’
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42 S. Deacon St. #5
There are at least fifty things about her you cannot stand. Maybe a thousand:
She is soft and smells nice. Talks on the phone all day. Makes your favorite meals without being asked. Throws your Maxim magazines on the floor when she’s angry with you. Is sad when an animal gets hurt. Loses your car keys. Asks your opinion and listens to your response as if it matters. There’s more.
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Artifice and foam rubber
In fact, so much artifice and foam rubber is often used to create the sexually alluring woman that it’s sometimes difficult to know where the lady ends and the foam rubber begins.
Via dangerous minds by way of Roger Ebert.
Oscar Mayer. It doesn’t get better than this.
Oscar Mayer Sandwich Combos are one of the five unique varieties of Adult Lunch Combos.
Cindy tipped me to this, and I have been snorting ever since.
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How do they think our soldiers feel coming back to Arizona and hearing some Middle Eastern term?
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Colo. woman accused of groping TSA agent in Ariz.
The Bears Are Right Attracted to Their Menses
Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops
Finally, a new Cressbeckler Stance.
Las Reinas Chulas: “Que Suave Patria”
Please don’t turn aside take a look even if no hablas español (not even dumbass texan spanish).
¡Las Reinas Chulas reglan!
Dozens of plastic foam heads rain onto the stage. Four drug traffickers in fringed jackets and sparkly pink cowboy hats bat them into the audience with toy AK-47s. All the while, the cast croons, “Let them slit our throats, let them pack us up . . . let them not ask any questions, let them not investigate.”
This is cabaret, Mexico style. Las Reinas Chulas, or the Beautiful Queens, parody drug violence in a show the women first produced in 2005 and that still fills nightclubs around Mexico, including a performance in the tourist town of Taxco this weekend.
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Ohio deputies: Woman sprayed us with breast milk
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You can’t keep breast implants for life, FDA says
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It’s like watching your uncle tell racist jokes at Thanksgiving and praying someone has the guts to tell him to cut it out, but this time it’s interactive—and you’re the uncle.
Gay Superbowl…
Anyone else planning to watch?
Siam vs. Mexico
From The Saddest Music in the World. Guy Maddin (2003).
“The singers are giving us a sad peek into child burial customs ‘down Mexico way’.”
“The Mexican mama is being very firm with her dead infant.
“Now go away, she wails
You are dead
Don’t sneak in at night
to nurse from my breast
That milk
is only for the living
“To Canadian ears, that may sound harsh.”
