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My inner child just gave up smoking.
— Aaron Winslow (@adwinslow) February 22, 2012
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Almost used the word “aplomb” in an email. Time to step away from the keyboard, Frank, and pull your head out of your ass.
— Frank Chimero (@fchimero) February 22, 2012
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You can’t prove your hairiest uncle isn’t auto-erotically asphyxiating himself right now.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 18, 2012
Broke down & watched 1st episode of Downton Abbey. Pains me to admit it, but it’s… worth the hype.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 18, 2012
hashtag meme of the day
#healthpolicyvalentines
via Tim
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I honestly cannot get enough of the comments on this vid: youtu.be/WMno23_otgE
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 6, 2012
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I don’t need to read articles or books on atheism.My dog’s farts assure me we are all alone.
— Brian Posehn (@thebrianposehn) February 3, 2012
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I need more people to do my things for me.
— Tim Carmody (@tcarmody) January 30, 2012
my ability to successfully adjust time & microwave power for partially defrosted frozen meals makes me feel like my generation’s julia child
— Sarah Pavis (@spavis) January 30, 2012
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P is close enough to NP for government work. The difference is pedantic.
— ★ＯＫ★ (@horsedreamer) January 30, 2012
Vatican officials padlocked the bathrooms in response to the depredations of Pope Pius VI (1637-1701).
— Mike Topp (@MikeTopp) January 30, 2012
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When the Canadian border crossing guards asked me where I was from, I was really tempted to say “the internet.”
— Hannah Waters (@hannahjwaters) January 27, 2012
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Drank a half bottle of wine tonight that cost $28 (for the carafe) and tasted EXACTLY like Kool-Aid dosed with brandy. Yes; I’m back in NYC.
— Tim Carmody (@tcarmody) January 29, 2012
Spent too much money tonight on books, booze, and pizza. In other words, happiest guy in the world.
— Frank Chimero (@fchimero) January 29, 2012
Mapping Twitter Traffic
Eric Fischer has been mapping Twitter traffic in major cities, resulting in beautiful cartographic representations of our information flow. It’s all faintly reminiscent of blood vessels or a network of neurons. I think there’s a metaphor in there somewhere.
(via Animal New York)
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The app store has a “date night” category and one featured app is called “just the tip” and I was very confused.
— Tim Maly (@doingitwrong) January 27, 2012
Lydia Davis’s Twitter Feed
Friend of clusterflock Mike Topp retweeted a Lydia Davis tweet yesterday, which prompted me to hope she was a regular on Twitter. Alas, this is the entirety of her Twitter feed:
Although I don’t mind them, I feel cut off from all the other people in this country — to mention only this country.
— Lydia Davis (@lydia_davis) November 2, 2009
I would need something like a cowboy in order to get away from thinking.
— Lydia Davis (@lydia_davis) November 2, 2009
I AM SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED, AT THIS POINT, IN CREATING NARRATIVE SCENES BETWEEN CHARACTERS.
— Lydia Davis (@lydia_davis) November 2, 2009
To be exhaustive is, of course, an infinite task: more events can always be inserted, more nuance in the narration…
— Lydia Davis (@lydia_davis) November 2, 2009
Fuck bitches. Get money.
— Lydia Davis (@lydia_davis) November 17, 2009
Of course, there are other ways to read Lydia Davis.
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I have mixed feelings about exclamation points!
— Rob Baedeker (@robbaedeker) January 26, 2012
Should be trending on Twitter
(thanks, Sarah)
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You can’t abbreviate lasagna.
— Mary Jeys (@maryjeys) January 26, 2012
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The printing presses were so noisy that no one heard him yell “Stop the presses!”
— Mike Topp (@MikeTopp) January 24, 2012
Sound interface: the different beeps, boops, & cheeps a mobile phone makes depending on what kind of notification it is.
— Tim Carmody (@tcarmody) January 24, 2012
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Clowns drive those tiny cars to overcompensate for their huge penises.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 20, 2012
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Whenever I see a picture of Newton Leroy Gingrich, I imagine there’s a half-eaten bowl of applesauce just out of frame.
— Aaron Winslow (@adwinslow) January 19, 2012
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Thankfully You Can’t Copyright An Idea™
— Sarah Pavis (@spavis) January 18, 2012
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Redacting my junk today to protest SOPA.
— Aaron Winslow (@adwinslow) January 18, 2012
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It’s too bad that everything that happens is real.
— ASW (@TotallyAllen) January 17, 2012
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Misanthropes, unite!
— Frank Chimero (@fchimero) January 16, 2012
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There’s literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 15, 2012
