We are made of star stuff
Let a Professional Do It
When I posted this, the phrase “insert in post” caught my eye.
Trailer for El Topo (Alejandro Jodorowsky. 1970)
The strangest movie I’d recommend?
Allen Klein presents an ABKCO Film.
“I’ll go through it with you line by line.”
I just keep on liking this guy.
Thanks, Shannon!
the first legal male prostitute
I think for a male, if you want to be successful in this type of venture, you’re not a prostitute. You’re a surrogate lover. You encompass everything that’s required of you—not only emotionally, physically—but psychologically. Because women are wired differently. They’re much more sensitive creatures. You actually have to enjoy what you do. You can’t necessarily say, “Oh, it’s just a job.” You actually have to say it’s a passion. I think it’s the same situation as with anything that happens when you break apart a social institution. There has to be some kind of change in terminology to describe persons like myself. And it’s more of a civil rights thing now. Basically this is the first time in the economy of the United States that a male has actually stood up and said, “I want to do this for a living.” And be protected under law to do it. It’s just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I’m doing the same. I’m actually standing up now, and hopefully I can be supported by the male community and be understood as a person. This actually isn’t about selling my body. This is about changing social norms.
Congratulations.
(via marginal revolution)
What Cindy Just Said
Well fuck my rubber anus under the fold.
Holiday Jewelry Commercials in Need of New Copy
Diamond Dick opens the little box; she shows the weakness he likes and reaches for him, leading with the puppies he bought for her last year–and the recession is over.
Captions?
Looking for a Pen that will Grade Papers
“This is the tragic story of a man who’s essay writes about his events.”
Rock on.
(Via Unstoppable Robot Ninja)
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Okay, Take Your Medicine
Saw this in the Dallas Morning News today:
Fellowship Church pastor Rev. Ed Young preaches a sermon dealing with sex while sitting on a bed at the Grapevine church. Rev. Young is issuing a challenge this Sunday for married couples to have sex on seven straight days.
You have to see the picture.
Y’all
Behind me at the checkout tonight, a woman had a box of Target-brand douche and 2 cans of asparagus spears.
Statistics
Do you ever find yourself wondering about bizarre statistics that would be impossible to compile? I mean, sometimes I’ll find myself wondering about things like: How many people have died while sitting on the toilet, relative to how many people have died while engaged in sexual intercourse. Then of course pesky complications arise: How many people have died having intercourse while seated (or standing) on a toilet?
Elephant Sits on Man’s Head
Beachley
“When you’re in touch with mother nature she takes care of you and when you disconnect from her she kicks your arse.”
I’ve been thinking.
The truth is whatever you choose to believe.
Behold, I shew you a mystery
Here is a photograph that made its way to Renner bearing the caption Tennessee Yoga. He passed it along to me.
Tennessee Yoga. Get it?
Ah, but before we move on, children, look again.
You may note several curious details . . .
Eka Pada Rajakapotasana
