Okay, Take Your Medicine
Saw this in the Dallas Morning News today:
Fellowship Church pastor Rev. Ed Young preaches a sermon dealing with sex while sitting on a bed at the Grapevine church. Rev. Young is issuing a challenge this Sunday for married couples to have sex on seven straight days.
You have to see the picture.
Y’all
Behind me at the checkout tonight, a woman had a box of Target-brand douche and 2 cans of asparagus spears.
Statistics
Do you ever find yourself wondering about bizarre statistics that would be impossible to compile? I mean, sometimes I’ll find myself wondering about things like: How many people have died while sitting on the toilet, relative to how many people have died while engaged in sexual intercourse. Then of course pesky complications arise: How many people have died having intercourse while seated (or standing) on a toilet?
Elephant Sits on Man’s Head
Beachley
“When you’re in touch with mother nature she takes care of you and when you disconnect from her she kicks your arse.”
I’ve been thinking.
The truth is whatever you choose to believe.
Behold, I shew you a mystery
Here is a photograph that made its way to Renner bearing the caption Tennessee Yoga. He passed it along to me.

Tennessee Yoga. Get it?
Ah, but before we move on, children, look again.
You may note several curious details . . .
