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headline of the day

Nude yoga fueled Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries breakup

from the moderated comment spam

The lips secretly utters something and he forgets his anguish.

The London Riots

Word.

Via Alan Phelan, who wrote: 21.40 Matthew Moore, the Telegraph’s assistant news editor, filmed this extraordinary speech by a fearless West Indian woman in Hackney, East London. Contains obscene language.

headline of the day

Indian guru threatens to form yoga militia

Anyone for some Korean Ice Cream?

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I think there should be holy war against yoga classes. It detours us from real thinking.

«Everyone experiences this, but no one knows the experiencer.»

More images & observations from Jaipur.

too early for flapjacks?

from the moderated comments

This issue merits modern science and perspective on genuine human spiritual history. Monks in the Himalayan Temples have carbon datable proof that Jesus of Nazareth was a Yogi teaching the Kriya of Babaji, and anyone who does serious inquiry, people raised Christian, such as myself, in good faith, take facts, yes…facts, and use them to apply to our spiritual understandings. This has created a HUGE movement of people who embrace BOTH Christianity and the pure spirituality of true YOGA.

It’s all about magnetics, science and anyone who wishes to move forward spiritually within truth, would do well to remove the prejudice blocks to understanding facts and truth.

Flannery’s Squirrel Shrine

This squirrel looked like a character in a cartoon flattened by a steam roller. I begged her to take a picture and she did!

The embrace of yoga is a symptom of our postmodern spiritual confusion, and, to our shame, this confusion reaches into the church

Dr. Albert Mohler, Jr., president of The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, on the scourge of Christians practicing yoga:

When Christians practice yoga, they must either deny the reality of what yoga represents or fail to see the contradictions between their Christian commitments and their embrace of yoga. The contradictions are not few, nor are they peripheral. The bare fact is that yoga is a spiritual discipline by which the adherent is trained to use the body as a vehicle for achieving consciousness of the divine. Christians are called to look to Christ for all that we need and to obey Christ through obeying his Word. We are not called to escape the consciousness of this world by achieving an elevated state of consciousness, but to follow Christ in the way of faithfulness.

“Being a big guy certainly has its advantages”

Omega Institute in Your Pants, 2010 edition

So, my friend Susan (whom Kelsey got to meet on Tuesday) gets the Omega Institute‘s annual catalogue of “educational experiences that awaken the best in the human spirit,” and she’s got this game, you see, in which she adds “in Your Pants” to the name of each course, for extra . . . awakening. Here’s the latest array of enhanced offerings:

The Costs of War, Violence, and Denial in Your Pants
Truth Heals: What You Hide Can Hurt You in Your Pants
The Art of Extreme Self-Care in Your Pants
Spring Ecstatic Chant in Your Pants
Dance of Liberation in Your Pants
Creating Opportunity in Career Transition in Your Pants
Goddess to the Core in Your Pants
Being Fully Present in Your Pants
This Beautiful Wound in Your Pants
Digital Nature Photography in Your Pants

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We are made of star stuff

Let a Professional Do It

When I posted this, the phrase “insert in post” caught my eye.

Trailer for El Topo (Alejandro Jodorowsky. 1970)

The strangest movie I’d recommend?

Allen Klein presents an ABKCO Film.

“I’ll go through it with you line by line.”

I just keep on liking this guy.

Thanks, Shannon!

the first legal male prostitute

I think for a male, if you want to be successful in this type of venture, you’re not a prostitute. You’re a surrogate lover. You encompass everything that’s required of you—not only emotionally, physically—but psychologically. Because women are wired differently. They’re much more sensitive creatures. You actually have to enjoy what you do. You can’t necessarily say, “Oh, it’s just a job.” You actually have to say it’s a passion. I think it’s the same situation as with anything that happens when you break apart a social institution. There has to be some kind of change in terminology to describe persons like myself. And it’s more of a civil rights thing now. Basically this is the first time in the economy of the United States that a male has actually stood up and said, “I want to do this for a living.” And be protected under law to do it. It’s just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I’m doing the same. I’m actually standing up now, and hopefully I can be supported by the male community and be understood as a person. This actually isn’t about selling my body. This is about changing social norms.

Congratulations.

(via marginal revolution)

What Cindy Just Said

Well fuck my rubber anus under the fold.

Holiday Jewelry Commercials in Need of New Copy

Diamond Dick opens the little box; she shows the weakness he likes and reaches for him, leading with the puppies he bought for her last year–and the recession is over.

Captions?

Looking for a Pen that will Grade Papers

“This is the tragic story of a man who’s essay writes about his events.”

Rock on.

(Via Unstoppable Robot Ninja)
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Okay, Take Your Medicine

Saw this in the Dallas Morning News today:

Fellowship Church pastor Rev. Ed Young preaches a sermon dealing with sex while sitting on a bed at the Grapevine church. Rev. Young is issuing a challenge this Sunday for married couples to have sex on seven straight days.

You have to see the picture.

Y’all

Behind me at the checkout tonight, a woman had a box of Target-brand douche and 2 cans of asparagus spears.

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