Once a moth flew into my moth. Then it flew out, a sorrier and damper moth.

— Sheila Ryan (@Cirinda) May 23, 2012

Have you ever caught a firefly in your mouth?I collected 13.My head gleaming, I was a beacon for my animal friends.

— Tilda Swinton (@NotTildaSwinton) May 23, 2012

I meant to say that a moth flew into my mouth.

Unless it turns out that Alexander Graham Bell didn’t really want to see Watson — that he was just goofing on the guy — then the first documented prank phone call would appear to have occurred about eight years after that famous 1876 exchange . . . and at the expense of an undertaker in Providence, R.I.

Hundreds of thousands of guesses have been submitted by the nation and three lucky winners have won £50,000.

Congratulations to Helen of Warwick, Nikki of Nottingham, and Emma of London!

via Tyler Cowen.

Offer: Dried hops flowers. For beer or pillows.

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Promotional film for Sonoma County poultry industry. Featuring young women making an extremely large omelet.

“Gee, I bet yours tastes the best!”