March 26, 2013

Keaton Henson “You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are”

I recently discovered this singer/songwriter, and I still can’t shake this song. I found the video for this song today and I’m not sure how I feel about the video.  One thing I do love is it reminds me of a Monet painting my art history teacher showed today.

I will say he reminds me of Jeff Buckley and Elliott Smith which are two of my favorites.

Ice Cream & Flowers

Mmm, I’m loving this floral ice cream shoot from Kinfolk Magazine. Warmer weather means signs of life. Spring, you have my number.

I’m Back

MGS reached out like a mensch and asked me back. I’m not sure my own flesh & blood would’ve invited me back after two years of silence, but that’s what always made Clusterflock special, wasn’t it?

Here’s to you survivors, who wouldn’t give up on this beautiful experiment. Cheers!

Yes, please

Mercedes SLS Electric Sports Car

These massive exchanges of electricity require wrist-thick cabling under the [Mercedes-Benz] SLS’s mile-long hood, but they also make driving an ostentatious supercar eerily silent. So to give the people what they want, there’s a menu in the Comand system dubbed “eSound” that emits a fabricated soundtrack worthy of Brian Eno through the car’s 11 speakers. It’s a sort of an atmospheric augmentation that layers over the inherent whines and whirs created by the electric drivetrain.

(via Wired)

March 25, 2013

Frank Zappa: Dirty Love

And so, balance in the universe is restored.

Caulk art.

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Perry Como: N’yot N’yow (The Pussycat Song)

With the Fontane Sisters.

I might wear underwear if a facsimile of this record embroidered on sheer nylon was sewn to it.

March 24, 2013

Snowed-In Sunday

We have dug out the drive. We now have martinis. Dan’s in the bath. I’m watching this on Netflix:

I’m reminded once Daryl said something about digging when he gets mad. So I’m thinking of Daryl. And Cindy. And y’all.

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No dogue de Bordeaux (so far today). Let’s not mention it.

Aganetha Dyck: Honeycomb Sculptures

Honeycomb Chess Game

To encourage the honeybees to communicate, Dyck strategically adds wax or honey, propolis or hand-made honeycomb patterns to the objects prior to placing them into their hives. After the bees start building honeycombs over the object, Dyck would coax them into specific shapes by adding or deleting wax.

(via Amusing Planet)

March 23, 2013

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One Record with 6 Briefs

(via Drew’s Grooveland)

Life Drawing at the Book Club

Clever stop-motion film to promote life drawing classes at London’s Book Club.

(via It’s Nice That)

March 22, 2013

headline of the day

The Internet finally reaches its apex as man marrying My Little Pony character writes angry email to erotic pony artist

How our day is going

Daryl: They should make pussy-flavored chips.

Cindy: I don’t think most people are all that crazy about the taste of pussy.

Daryl: They would be if it was on chips.

March 21, 2013

The Image Toaster

Scarfolk Council

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Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. “Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay.” For more information please reread.

March 20, 2013

Chip Kidd: The Book Was Better!

The Book Was Better

(via This Isn’t Happiness)

Fashion puppets

Fashion Puppets

Puppets used to model the latest designs during Sao Paulo Fashion Week

(via PhotoBlog)

headline of the day

Jon Hamm’s penis has been banned from the set of Mad Men

March 19, 2013

IT’S MADE FROM STUFF

Soylent

Soylent is definitely a permanent part of my diet. Right now I only eat one or two conventional meals a week, but if I had any money or a girlfriend I would probably eat out more often. I’m quite happy with my bachelor chow. I don’t miss the rotary telephone and I don’t miss food.

(via Vice)

(and Rob Rhinehart’s Blog)

News stories I didn’t read

Woman DRINKS bottle of tadpoles to get them through airport security

Thieves target designer buggies

March 18, 2013

Dear Clusterflock

At what point in your life did you realize that you’re probably never going to be as healthy/attractive/happy/etc. as you once were? Did you have the presence of mind to realize it at the time? Or have you somehow avoided this altogether (i.e. you’re under 30)?

I had my doubts at 30, but now I’m pretty sure I’m officially on the decline. Nothing drastic, but it’s like when you realize your new car isn’t a new car anymore. Except you can’t save up for a new one, or even take out a foolish auto loan.

Don’t believe

hurt

claims that Hello Kitty heals all hurts.

Hello Kitty has no heart.

RIP Jason Molina

Jason Molina of Songs: Ohia and Magnolia Electric Co. passed away on March 16. Very sad.

from the spam

The next time I read a weblog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as significantly as this one. I mean, I know it was my option to read, but I in fact thought youd have something interesting to say. All I hear can be a bunch of whining about something which you could fix if you happen to werent too busy searching for attention.

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