March 28, 2013

Miss Sausage Queen

Miss Sausage Queen 1955

(via Retronaut)

Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola: Prada Candy L’eau

Well-dressed filmmakers and genii Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola have got their brains together and come up with an idea for a short film for Prada entitled Candy in celebration of the brand’s new perfume.

(via It’s Nice That)

March 27, 2013

Portland, Oregon Is a Paradise

Portland, Oregon

If you need any more persuasion to visit, here’s a set of pictures by occasional cross-dresser Bryan Kyckelhahn. The greenest (and arguably weirdest) city in America awaits you.

(via Vice)

Good dog

Dog mustache toy

Humunga Stache Durable Dog Toy. Go indognito to the park with this fun toy! For the pooch with a good sense of humor; this shiny black toy is a ball on one end and a giant cartoon mustache on the other. Dogs naturally pick up the ball leaving an outrageously funny mustache sticking out! Dogs also love to hold the ball in their mouth and shake the mustache back and forth! Get your pup a stache today!!

(via The Gadget Flow)

From the Archives

And I mean the way-back days. Sheila Ryan Coiffed like a Pinhead. One of the first things I remember seeing in my early days here. For the record, I believe the chick in the photo is now a regular on American Horror Story Asylum. I am addicted.

March 26, 2013

Spring Is Sprung

dear clusterflock

Give me. Your dirty love.

That is all. I love y’all all up.

Keaton Henson “You Don’t Know How Lucky You Are”

I recently discovered this singer/songwriter, and I still can’t shake this song. I found the video for this song today and I’m not sure how I feel about the video.  One thing I do love is it reminds me of a Monet painting my art history teacher showed today.

I will say he reminds me of Jeff Buckley and Elliott Smith which are two of my favorites.

Ice Cream & Flowers

Mmm, I’m loving this floral ice cream shoot from Kinfolk Magazine. Warmer weather means signs of life. Spring, you have my number.

I’m Back

MGS reached out like a mensch and asked me back. I’m not sure my own flesh & blood would’ve invited me back after two years of silence, but that’s what always made Clusterflock special, wasn’t it?

Here’s to you survivors, who wouldn’t give up on this beautiful experiment. Cheers!

Yes, please

Mercedes SLS Electric Sports Car

These massive exchanges of electricity require wrist-thick cabling under the [Mercedes-Benz] SLS’s mile-long hood, but they also make driving an ostentatious supercar eerily silent. So to give the people what they want, there’s a menu in the Comand system dubbed “eSound” that emits a fabricated soundtrack worthy of Brian Eno through the car’s 11 speakers. It’s a sort of an atmospheric augmentation that layers over the inherent whines and whirs created by the electric drivetrain.

(via Wired)

March 25, 2013

Frank Zappa: Dirty Love

And so, balance in the universe is restored.

Caulk art.

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Perry Como: N’yot N’yow (The Pussycat Song)

With the Fontane Sisters.

I might wear underwear if a facsimile of this record embroidered on sheer nylon was sewn to it.

March 24, 2013

Snowed-In Sunday

We have dug out the drive. We now have martinis. Dan’s in the bath. I’m watching this on Netflix:

I’m reminded once Daryl said something about digging when he gets mad. So I’m thinking of Daryl. And Cindy. And y’all.

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No dogue de Bordeaux (so far today). Let’s not mention it.

Aganetha Dyck: Honeycomb Sculptures

Honeycomb Chess Game

To encourage the honeybees to communicate, Dyck strategically adds wax or honey, propolis or hand-made honeycomb patterns to the objects prior to placing them into their hives. After the bees start building honeycombs over the object, Dyck would coax them into specific shapes by adding or deleting wax.

(via Amusing Planet)

March 23, 2013

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One Record with 6 Briefs

(via Drew’s Grooveland)

Life Drawing at the Book Club

Clever stop-motion film to promote life drawing classes at London’s Book Club.

(via It’s Nice That)

March 22, 2013

headline of the day

The Internet finally reaches its apex as man marrying My Little Pony character writes angry email to erotic pony artist

March 21, 2013

The Image Toaster

Scarfolk Council

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Scarfolk is a town in North West England that did not progress beyond 1979. Instead, the entire decade of the 1970s loops ad infinitum. Here in Scarfolk, pagan rituals blend seamlessly with science; hauntology is a compulsory subject at school, and everyone must be in bed by 8pm because they are perpetually running a slight fever. “Visit Scarfolk today. Our number one priority is keeping rabies at bay.” For more information please reread.

March 20, 2013

Chip Kidd: The Book Was Better!

The Book Was Better

(via This Isn’t Happiness)

Fashion puppets

Fashion Puppets

Puppets used to model the latest designs during Sao Paulo Fashion Week

(via PhotoBlog)

headline of the day

Jon Hamm’s penis has been banned from the set of Mad Men