Dear Jesus
Is the Jandek that comments on clusterflock the real Jandek? Does more than one person comment on clusterflock as Jandek? If more than one person comments at clusterflock as Jandek, and one of them is the real Jandek, is the Jandek that wants to post on clusterflock the real Jandek?
Yours in submission and fear,
Dear Jesus
At the beginning of every season of The Wire when I hear the new version of the theme song I think how odd it sounds and how I will never forget the old one. Then I do. Please forgive me.
Your faithful servant,
