What did J.D. Salinger, Orson Welles, and Charlie Chaplin have in common?

Why, it’s Oona O’Neill:

Frying and the element of risk

Some friends of mine are going on vacation. They ask me to house sit.

Upon my arrival, I survey the clinically modern kitchen. There isn’t much food. Thanks a lot.

I will come up with something edible no matter what is on hand. It is a challenge I always enjoy.

Figuring out where the utensils and implements are stowed is also part of the fun.

I wish I had my nice pans! How can people work with this junk?

Pushing back my sleeves, I begin washing my hands at the kitchen sink.

There is a pubic hair on the bar of soap.

It isn’t mine. I have not yet undressed.


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