Fashion Week: As Luck Would Have It
The past thirty days have not been my best. It’s hard to focus on my work, or even on the possible reasons why I might not be able to focus on my work. Everything I eat tastes like aspirin and chalk. I can’t digest food or important information.
Undecided Voters
McCain VP Hot Pick is Hot Chick
Elected in 2006 as governor of a state that has a population density lower than outer space, the former basketball player and beauty queen acquired the nickname “Sarah Barracuda” for her competitive ferocity in pageant competitions.
This sexiest bright hope of conservatives once kilt a grizzly with her bare hands, and was awarded the mayoralty of Wasilla, one of Alaska’s least-amusingly named cities, as first prize for winning the famous Iditarod dogsled race in 1996.
Lower Stories: Marion in Mansfield
Marion partied and did a lot of drugs, starting at age eleven. He looked fifty when he was thirty. Marion would steal anything. He lost his right arm and suffered terrible burns on his torso after trying to steal copper wiring from an unoccupied house that still had its power turned on.
Stoned or straight, Marion had a very bad temper. On one occasion, he and Brian were driving to Athens to pick up fifty pounds of weed. They got lost and Marion became so angry he pulled over and made Brian get out of the car. Marion eventually found the house, did the deal, and picked up Brian on the way home.
Join us at Maid-Rite
I think y’all know how we feel about Maid-Rite. There are some who question the deliciousness of the loose-meat sandwich. They live too far from Greenville, Ohio to savor a real Maid-Rite, so I forgive them. I invite you to come along with us to Maid-Rite.
