When in Rome, Douche as the Romans.
If Japanese have perfected the art of pooping, then the Italians have perfected the art of showering. I half-expected to be teleported to another planet when I stepped into this contraption:

There are 14 different nozzles from which water or steam issues forth–essentially a stand-up (or sit-down if you are brave enough to bare-bottom shared vinyl) Jacuzzi. Besides the 6-8 different options and temperature controls for either steam or jets, it also had piped in music to your choosing. The metal strip over the head provides for a dispersed waterfall effect, my favorite option.

