Fashion Week: As Luck Would Have It
The past thirty days have not been my best. It’s hard to focus on my work, or even on the possible reasons why I might not be able to focus on my work. Everything I eat tastes like aspirin and chalk. I can’t digest food or important information.
Lower Stories: Bobby in Springboro
Bobby is the company handyman. He fixes things and paints offices. Bobby got fired once for sleeping on the job but was rehired six months later.
He acts pretty stoned today, rambling on about how the company is so big he could probably be hired twice and collect two paychecks.
The receptionist finds a note that says she’s hot but if she likes to hear it or it’s true then it isn’t sexual harassment. Bobby probably wrote the note. It looks like his handwriting.
Bobby feeds dimes into the break room vending machine and presses the change return button. He scoops out quarters and repeats the process.
“You’re a winner every time,” he says. “Sometimes they come out as those gold dollars.”
Bobby doesn’t care if there’s a coin-exchange machine at the Kroger store.
“They charge, like, eight and a half percent if you don’t use the money there,” he says and presses the button again. “I shop at Aldi.”
BS-free business
How instead of this, we agree to this:
This spot only gets better as it ages.
(via swissmiss)
